police are here!
—#looks like someone didn’t get away with it
first saturday night:
boy is not doing well on 4th floor. good thing we escaped before this went down. but, um, aren’t we only safe at hup-dee if we 2 krunk 4 skwl? and not with the cambridge po-po? correct us if we’re wrong.
actually, don’t, because we’re from harvard so we’re always right.
We are blogging.
One of us is a girl and her cool blogger name is Pesquatch Cuervo.
One of us is a boy and his cool blogger name is Lolo Meng.
We live in Canaday and Thayer.
That means we are at Harvard.
This is our story.